If you describe yourself as follicley-challenged; I suggest you get in touch with an informed doctor. There are prescriptions, as well as over-the-counter products, that may be able to curb the recession. Some choices include Rogaine (sold in drug stores) or Propecia (only through prescription). If you have advance hair loss, look into salons and clinics that specialized in hair extensions, cancer patients and/or women with thinning hair. Usually, these places will give you a more realistic rug then what a hair club for men will promise you (i.e. a dead hamster toupee).

There’s always an option to bald gracefully. If you feel that a life of comb-overs, hair plugs and spray cans is all you have; it might be time to let go. Billy Corgan (The Smashing Pumpkins) and Michael Stripe (REM) started their careers with layers of curls and finally faced the music with a razor blade. Actors Bruce Willis and Ed Harris spent years making their patchwork baldness work for them before they finally shaved it. And remember, 3 out of 4 men experience hair loss. You’re not alone, and most women are not looking at your receding hairline as much as you are. Besides, a good attitude attracts and keeps women better then a long mane; unless you’re in a bar full of biker chicks and metal groupies, then you’re screwed (not in a good way).