I'm voting Republican because John McCain has finally changed his mind about abortion, the Bush tax cuts, a timetable in Iraq, offshore drilling, Christian fundamentalists in politics...well, gosh, about pretty much everything.

I'm voting Republican because I heard Barack Obama is a Muslim. And the minister at that Christian church he goes to is not a guy I'd want to have as president.

I'm voting Republican because Barack Obama thinks properly maintaining your car to get better mileage is a good idea. Communist!

I'm voting Republican, but I swear it has nothing to do with Barack Obama being black. I'd vote for a black guy. In theory. Of course, I've never, ever seen any black person in my life that I'd actually vote for, not even if Colin Powell was running for dog catcher. But I'm not prejudiced, not a bit, why some of my favorite TV shows have black people on them.